Joanna Gaines’ Covid Farmhouse Home Décor Line

Distressed Furniture

Lysol was used on fresh coats of paint to create a weathered, lived-in look that is also sanitary.

Spindle Chairs

All padding has been removed to make sure they are the most uncomfortable they can be. This ensures your guests won’t overstay their welcome and risk exposing you to germs longer than you’d like.

Light Linens

Kitchen towels are bleached to a bright white and add a note of airiness, while the strong chlorine like smell lets your family know no germs live here.

Denim Quilts

Repurposed pre-Covid jeans that no longer fit are woven into patch work quilts. Left over bandanas and cotton face masks add a truly eclectic pattern.

Neutral Paint Colors

Colors are selected from those you would find in a used face mask and rhyme with beige; like sage, greige or millennial age (which is a popular alabaster tone of the Y Generation whose fear of social interaction has also led to a fear of color.)

Multi-Purpose Mason Jars

The perfect decorative accent, it’s ideal for holding flowers, drinking homemade lemonade in, and great in a pinch when collecting any symptom like phlegm.

Rustic Frames

Let visitors and house guests know you were vaccinated by proudly displaying your vaccination and booster card in a decorative and stylish way.

Vintage Pillows

Instead of Live, Laugh, Love in needle point the words Infectious? Isolate and incubate are carefully stitched on the front.